Name: When I’m Dead, Part 3
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Description: This song is a tribute to the late comedic singer-songwriter Logan Whitehurst and a salute to the finer things in life. Life is precious. Remember that.

When I’m Dead, Part 3

from Hey Blondie, How’s It Going? by Grottomatic

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This song is a tribute to the late comedic singer-songwriter Logan Whitehurst and a salute to the finer things in life. Life is precious. Remember that.

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I ain’t getting younger, but I still want to dance
When listening to current tunes
I will still eat cereal that’s on the sweet side
While I watch Saturday cartoons
Yes, I’m a grown man, but why should I care?
Should I be all depressed instead?
I live only once, and I want to enjoy it
But I’ll slow down when I’m dead

I don’t care what’s hip now; I like what I like
It’s in the posters on my wall
You may like the day spa, but I’ll take the arcade
After running laps around the mall
I like to observe obscure holidays
The big ones are a pain in the head
I believe in fun and staying active
But I’ll chill out when I’m dead

I’ll drink my weight in soda pop and ride out the buzz
I’ll skip along the riverside just like a child does
And when cabin fever knocks at my gate
I’ll pack my car and wander on the interstate

So I refuse to wait for happiness to arrive
I’ll make it up as I go
I’ll just run around and make a fool of myself
If I desire to do so
I don’t care if I end up underground
Or where my ashes are spread
I’ll have all the time to put my feet up
And take it slow when I’m dead

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from Hey Blondie, How’s It Going?, released August 18, 2018
Words and music by Tim Stevens. Special thanks to Logan Whitehurst, Gene Roddenberry, Sydney Newman, and Lauren Faust.

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