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There is a fast food chain from California known as The Habit Burger Grill. There are a few locations all over the USA, even a few on the east coast, but more than half of them are in California. One evening while listening to the Pharrell Williams song “Happy,” I got the idea to write a parody for this underappreciated chain.
lyrics
It might seem crazy how it’s so obscure
Guess it lacks that major chain allure
It’s a phenomenon that befuddles me
It’s insane how a fast food chain can have this quality
(I love The Habit)
Fell in love with the food the first time I took a bite
Left my tongue catatonic and my stomach high as a kite
If I got fat on this, I probably wouldn’t care
‘Cause it feels like the world is peaceful when I am there
Here comes that big, curvy, yellow M
I don’t see why everyone loves them
Well, I ain’t gonna warn them I’ll be just fine
I have found a better place to dine
Here’s where
They may have fewer options, but they do what they do well
It’s the place I would choose if I had lunch with Pharrell
Flashing lights and vibrations tell me the food is here
Double char, fries, and soda always fill me with cheer
Come on down, eat somethin’
Come on down, just give it a try
Come on down, eat somethin’
Come on down, I said
Come on down, eat somethin’
Come on down, the ratings are high
Come on down, eat somethin’
Come on down, I said
Come along with me now, let’s get an unhealthy meal
If you think it’s fantasy, I’ll pinch you to prove it’s real
Sometimes I pinch myself ‘cause I think I’m in a dream
Suddenly I find it hard to miss the old Krispy Kreme
Let my weight reach new highs, let my blood pressure soar
I could be nearly dead and still I would ask for more
I am beginning to forget how I did without
Sadly, it mostly stays in the state that has In-N-Out
Come on down, eat somethin’
Come on down, be you lady or guy
Come on down, eat somethin’
Come on down, I said
Tell the folks at McDonald’s that I’m never comin’ back
I have found someplace new for my weekly heart attack
Come along to The Habit and see what your mouth can take
Finish off that cheeseburger and fries with a chocolate shake
Spread the word for the sake of those who have never known
We must tell everyone in each USA time zone
Let us forget about our waistlines and what we weigh
Time to wrap up this song, ‘cause I’m out of things to say
credits
from Hey Blondie, How’s It Going?,
released August 18, 2018
Parody of “Happy” by Pharrell Williams. New lyrics by Tim Stevens. Special thanks to Pharrell Williams and Universal Pictures.
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