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We all have friends with dangerous hobbies, but some are just plain crazy. It can be hard, but sometimes it’s best to remove such persons form our lives.

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You said we should get lost driving, you insisted it would be great
We ran out of gas in the Mojave miles from the nearest interstate
You said we should do some sailing underneath a dark thunderhead
You said we should break into an old house; it was condemned because the paint had lead

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You say we should seize each moment, yet you fail to understand
That just because an idea is crazy does not automatically make it grand
I like to do things at random, but I cheat death having fun with you
You and your bad decisions make me question your IQ

You said we should whack a beehive; I still have scars best undiscussed
I knew from the beginning that skydiving down an elevator shaft would be a bust
You said let’s play real-life Mario Kart, which left us both black-and-blue
You even set me up with your Trekkie sister when you know that I like Doctor Who

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What made me think you’d extinguish a match with some gasoline?
I’m starting to think you ain’t the brightest person that I have ever seen
You make Yogi Berra’s expressions sound like valid philosophies
So I’m going to escape this friendship, because I’m sick of all these injuries

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from Hey Blondie, How​’​s It Going?, released August 18, 2018
Words and music by Tim Stevens. Special thanks to the Darwin Awards, Shigeru Miyamoto, Gene Roddenberry, Sydney Newman, Yogi Berra.

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