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I wrote this song all about oranges and how wonderful they are, even in the worst of times. (This song is the closest thing I have to a rant about politics.)

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Oh snap, I’m late for work again
A project deadline is coming up fast
It seems the dog tore up the den
Atomic bombs have made smaller a blast
The evening news is after me to seal my doom
Because I absent-mindedly used the ladies’ room
I just noticed that my credit card has gone amiss
And yet all is well, for I have the fruit of bliss

CHORUS:
Segments of glory contained in a peel
Always improving the way that I feel
I’m stunned by this powerful orb in my hand
I’m addicted to oranges, and life is so grand

My favorite diner’s closing down
My high school bully knows where I reside
My daffodils are turning brown
I said I’d call up my mom, but I lied
I just tried to pass gas, but I think that I did more
I may have just forgotten what a stethoscope is for
The government is useless and the creeps are on the loose
But I shall make it better with delicious balls of juice

CHROUS

Let that noisy cat on the upper floor whinge
Forget about the rust jamming up my bedroom door hinge
All my cares will disappear as I eat an orange
(Glory hallelujah!)
(Groovy, gnarly, boo-yah!)

Sadly, it’s so hard to find the kind that has the seeds
I would plant them everywhere to fill the planet’s needs
If I swallow one, maybe it will germinate
Having oranges growing from my body would be great

credits

from Hey Blondie, How​’​s It Going?, released August 18, 2018
Words and music by Tim Stevens. Special thanks to Ernie.

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