Wait like a Man

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I see countless Bronies get all impatient and whiny between the seasons. They need to remember their gender. The whole world is watching us, and we must stay men!


Sometimes we must escape to an extraterrestrial paradise
Serenity had found us in a world of girly merchandise
But seasons come and go, and I see impatience running wild
Each year between the seasons, I see men whining like a child
Now if you are this type of Brony, then I must remind you what you are
You are not a part of the target gender, and you’re old enough to drive a car

I think it’s time for you to realize
Patience is a virtue you must exercise
I know you can
So try to grow up and wait like a man

Some decades in the past, I Love Lucy pushed the envelope
This classic spawned the rerun, giving countless tardy viewers hope
This concept is still practiced, and of course we have the Internet
You can purchase episodes for your tablet, or a season DVD box set
I’ll admit it’s quite the antidepressant, but my time I do not wish to waste
It took me a while to learn to love it, but I’m not a fool with poor taste


I understand it’s quite an awesome show
But now is the time for letting everything go
According to plan
So gather yourself and wait like a man

Just because you love My Little Pony
Does not mean you are a macaroni
You’re a man, and you must act like one
Learn to do some shooting with a gun
Watch some football and enjoy a beer
And you’ll see the brand new season is here


Build something with power tools and wait it out
Work up a six-pack and wait it out
Man up in a manly way for man’s sake and wait like a man

Remember your gender, my friends. You are among the likes of Ron Swanson. And Jorgen Von Strangle. And Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. Be a man


from Tornado of Squee, released March 18, 2015
words and music by Tim Stevens





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