Tired of losing that mp3 data? Well, now you can buy my first album, "On No Budget," on CD! This collection includes my thoughts on Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, stuff I find overrated, and the epic before-and-after project with my opinions on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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This TV show makes me worry about myself. It's so hypnotic. That Bob Ross with his soothing voice and his amazing painting skills could keep me on the couch all day. Somebody help!
lyrics
Soft hills, green grass
It's a free art class
White clouds, blue skies
How sweet on sore eyes
Tall trees, calm lakes
Fret not for mistakes
Mountains stand strong
I’ve been here how long?
So much spare time I count as loss
All thanks to that one guy known as Bob Ross
CHORUS: The Joy of Painting is on TV
And I can’t change the channel for the life of me
‘Cause it’s already started and I must see
The picture complete
Here in my seat
Put up my feet
Gee, ain’t it neat!
I see a shack
Decomposing black
Who lives in there?
Squatters who don’t care
The fence breaks down
As I lounge around
I realize
How quickly times flies
Why did I peek at this dumb show?
Once I get started, I just can’t say no
CHORUS
Hours, days, weeks
I’m the king of idle freaks
I’m watching my life fly away
But I’m not on the dock of the bay, which is a much better place to waste time.
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