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Dream on, kid. The writers will never get your idea.

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It’s not my fault that I have too much time to spare
You may think I’m indifferent to this, but I care
In fact, I exercise my creativity
By spinning tales about my heroes on TV
Yes, I know I can’t profit from this pastime
I’d be incarcerated if I even made a dime
I only yearn to see this happen in the show
But my ideas the writers will never know
It hurts far too deeply to let it go

CHORUS:
Please read my fanfic, I really think you should
Let’s make it go viral and get countless views
I worked so hard just trying to make it good
Please read my fanfic, you have nothing to lose

I’m going to spread it through the fan community
I want to know what everybody has to say to me
This could inspire a load of fan-made art
And who knows what other kind of buzz it will start?
Maybe someone will add a sequel to my tale
But then again, I might just make an epic fail
That’s why I am releasing this with my screen name
Just in case this ends up as my moment of shame
Then no one will know from whom it came

CHORUS

My deepest hope is that my story will get so far
That the producers of the show will discover it
They’ll say it’s wonderful and summon me to where they are
My episode will be a hit!

Please read my fanfic, let’s move the buzz along
Let’s help all the Web nerds discover my tale
Maybe we can help this buzz get so very strong
Networks will seek it like the Holy Grail

Please read my fanfic, we’ll make the network see
I have made a story that works for their show
They will do whatever it takes just to contact me
They’ll see I’m brilliant and away I’ll go

credits

from Tornado of Squee, released March 18, 2015
words and music by Tim Stevens

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