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Chocolate Break Of Doom

from On No Budget by Grottomatic

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When I say "chocolate break," I'm not talking about taking a time out for chocolate, but a break FROM chocolate! The planet is running out of chocolate, and if we want future generations to know the wonder of chocolate, we must eat less of it, and maybe even abstain from it occasionally. I am not responsible for any insanity that may result from this.

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Chocolate is lingering on my mind
Other snacks are what I need to find
For I am giving chocolate a break for seven days
But cutting back makes me behave the most unusual ways
Farmers far away in Chocolate Land
Can’t work fast enough to meet demand
So here I take a break from eating that delicious stuff
But if I am the only one, it will not be enough

For chocolate far down the road, I must cut back today
Yet visions of these brown delights are not going away
It’s hard to keep my self-control while on this chocolate break
But it’s a sacrifice that everyone must make

It’s all I can think about
Stuck in my mind, won’t come out
I just wish that it would let me be
It will not be long before I’m free
Studies show that dark chocolate is good food for the heart
So this could be quite risky and not so very smart
Studies show that milk chocolate is good food for the brain
If I don’t get a proper dose, then I might go insane!

For chocolate far down the road, we must cut back today
For if we don’t, oh what a nasty price we’ll have to pay
So everyone should do as I do for the future’s sake
We all must work as one and take a chocolate break!

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from On No Budget, released December 12, 2012

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