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Sure, James Cameron's extraterrestrial blockbuster is so crazy awesome, but it's just a movie!
lyrics
James Cameron, you’ve really blown my mind
I forgive you for Titanic; believe me, it’s fine
For more than two hours, I was so amazed
Your movie had taken over my mind for days
As wonderful as it was, it was hard for me
To realize that such a beautiful place could never be
The city streets had seemed so gray; the fruit had seemed so dry
And never had I felt like such a pitiful guy
CHORUS:
I wish that Avatar were real
If only our ecosystem could work that way
You don’t know how bummed out I feel
Reality is the biggest price to pay
I’ve wished my closet contained a magical land
I’ve wished I could crawl up walls and shoot silk from my hand
But I woke up after Avatar, thinking life was so unfair
I don’t live on Pandora; I wish I were there!
My astronomy professor mentioned the distant moon
He said that no technology could get us there soon
To get there would take well over one hundred thousand years
When this little fact was mentioned, I burst into tears
CHORUS
(Avatar) I just want to be
Where I can hang out with the Na’Vi
(Avatar) I want to live in a tree
And make the wildlife listen to me
(Avatar) I just want to be
Where I can hang out with the Na’Vi
(Avatar) I want to live in a tree
And make the wildlife listen to me
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