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about
Ever since I was just a kid, I have enjoyed road trips. I haven't much money to travel, but I have experienced countless hours of messing around on Google Earth and pretending to travel along various highways across America and even some parts of Canada.
lyrics
Cheeseburgers ain't healthy, gasoline ain't cheap
A motel room is not the nicest place to sleep
Traveling ain't easy when you're short on dough
You have to cut down on the distance you want to go
But thanks to those at Google Earth, I'm satisfied
I can get away without even going outside
CHORUS:
Clicking and dragging is how I roll
(When the highway calls my name)
No need to fill the tank or pay the toll
(When I have no cash to claim)
I'm on a virtual road trip, and there's so much to see
Even when stuck at home, I'm still free
My car is staying put, no need to load
I'm zoomed in nice and low on the open road
Cruising along by clicking and dragging the mouse
I'm taking a scenic drive inside my house
I can see in an hour what would take a week
I don't need to search for a place to take a leak
CHORUS
Sometimes I think these roads are getting plain
So I follow the rails and pretend I'm on a train
Some prefer to fly
But I'm not that kind of guy
Flying causes me to go insane
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