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After becoming a Wholigan, another fan community was calling my name, and the more I resisted, the more it tormented me. Out of sheer frustration, I wrote this song, but I knew that it would not stop there.
To be continued. . . .
lyrics
We have Star Wars and Harry Potter, Narnia and Lord of the Rings
These are so deeply tattooed in our minds, and shout-outs come in all sorts of things
But there’s a brand new media frenzy that I still just don’t understand
Over a certain cartoon made for preteen girls, but it seems everypony’s calling it grand
It all began when Twilight Sparkle finally came out of her shell
She got together with her five new friends to drive away a nocturnal spell
Apparently, it’s quite cool with men for reasons I cannot explain
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has gone straight to everyone’s brain
CHORUS:
There is no escape at this time; the Bronies have landed!
And I still have yet to figure out how this online fad occurred
They believe the show is sublime, and they will have me branded
As a fool with poor taste unless I join the herd
This show will not vanish anytime soon; I’ve never seen such a big meme
I wake up every morning horrified to discover that it wasn’t a dream
Because the Bronies are out in full force, and I question their sanity
They would give up a chance to see the Blue Angels live for Rainbow Dash on TV
They don’t remember what fun was like before they found Pinkie Pie
I forgot what to say for Applejack or Rarity or Fluttershy
So far I’ve managed to avoid the Bronies, but I must keep standing strong
If I’m not careful, I’ll become one of them, and I fear that it will not be long!
CHORUS
Every day, I check the sites
New videos without copyrights
Music or visuals the makers don’t own
Like the “Sonic Rainboom” set to “Danger Zone”
I fear that I’m coming near the day
When I watch the show and it makes me decay
I’ll be a mere shadow of my former self
With pony merchandise on display on every shelf
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