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about
This is simply a followup to "The Bronies Have Landed." The song should explain itself.
lyrics
I could hardly believe my ears and eyes when I first discovered the craze
I observed it from afar and called it wrong in so many ways
After weathering storms of fan gush, I wondered how I’d recover from this
But it was only the beginning of a beautiful metamorphosis
My friends were telling me to swallow my pride, but I still believed they were wrong
I said that they should be taken away
But they reassured me that I’d be okay
‘Cause I’d have a whole new perspective someday
And they were right all along
I can’t remember when I last felt the way that I feel right now
Every time I see the show, it delivers my brain a KA-POW!
This was not supposed to happen; this is going against my plan
But a girly cartoon about ponies has made me a brand new man!
I could not comprehend my Brony friends and what they would watch on TV
I believed they would call me a fool with poor taste, but they never did that to me
Now I see all the crazy reasons for the peace I can see on each face
The show restores my faith in humanity, and it kicks my depression into space
In fact, I feel even more like a man in my heart and body and mind
I want the people at Netflix to know
That I forgive them for letting go
Of Fawlty Towers and The Cosby Show
I’m leaving my past behind
The demographic at which this show is aimed does not include me
But I don’t care what the haters say; the show always fills me with glee
The premiere truly surprised me, in a way that few things can
Still, a girly cartoon about ponies has made me a brand new man!
Fluttershy is sensitive and always seems to care
When there’s a need for someone strong, Applejack is there
Rarity’s a little vain but quick to sacrifice
Pinkie Pie knows how to party, and I think that’s nice
Rainbow Dash is greatest when it comes to bravery
I’ve noticed Twilight Sparkle is an awful lot like me
I’ve never been the same ever since I joined the herd
It’s never felt so good just to be a nerd
Sometimes a veil of sadness blots out my positivity’s glow
For someday an episode will air, and it will bring an end to the show
But we’ll keep on writing fanfics and producing pony art
The end of the show will not pull us apart
We will go to any lengths to keep the show alive
And make the world ready for Generation Five
I used to care about being cool, but now I’m a satisfied square
If any Pony events come to town, you’d better believe I’ll be there
I know that it’s rather risky; I may be disowned by my clan
Still, a girly cartoon about ponies has made me a brand new man!
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